No office is safe! Cue the Savannah noises! Warm up the printer!
All Horse POOPOOPAPERTM sheets and envelopes are lignin and acid-free, and are of archival quality. Our 22 lb. bond equivalent sheets and envelopes can be feed through most printers.
It's our smoothest sheet ever. We have kept the natural flecks on the back of each sheet to to maintain our exotic appearance, and to show that sustainability has a place in every workplace. Professionals and correspondents alike may choose which side to use.
The complete story of Horse POOPOOPAPERTM is printed on the rear (where else?) of each package. Wake up your office, sound the trumpets!
Why not add a diSTINKtive air to your correspondence?
Horse Feathers! They said it couldn’t be done! But here it is …
Yep, the trail apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
It’s a stable new product with plenty of horse power, using the same process as Elephant POOPOOPAPER™. Get some … even nay-sayers will love it.
Made from 85% poop fibers mixed with additional seasonally available agricultural waste fibers from banana stock, hay, corn husks and others.